Quotes of George Carlin

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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

- George Carlin

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“ Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Meditation is a way for nourishing and blossoming the divinity within you. ”

- Amit Ray

“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon

“ If you are happy with the person you are becoming, and you can understand that the journey is long and the processes are slow; you are on the right track no matter what your current situation is. ”

- Joshua Lynott

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ Visionary decisionmaking happens at the intersection of intuition and logic. ”

- Gandhi

“ I know in my heart that man is good, that what is right will always eventually triumph, and there is purpose and worth to each and every life. ”

- Ronald Reagan

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ the saddest thing is to be a minute to someone, when you've made them your eternity. ”

- Sanober Khan

“ I wonder if you have noticed a rather rummy thing about it viz. that it is everywhere. You can't get away from it. Love, I mean. Wherever you go, there it is, buzzing along in every class of life. Quite remarkable. ”

- P. G. Wodehouse

“ Fear lies. Save love. ”

- Arif Naseem

“ You can never plan the future by the past. ”

- Edmund Burke

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ I don't dream at night, I dream at day, I dream all day; I'm dreaming for living. ”

- Steven Spielberg

“ If you have kindness in your heart, you offer acts of kindness to touch the hearts of others wherever you go—whether they are random or planned. Kindness becomes a way of life. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ When we go into stillness we can hear our soul’s voice loud and clear. If we speak from our heart we share our soul’s melody with the world. ”

- Christina Goetz

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster

“ I love my attitude problem. ”

- Unknown

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ Don't be afraid of the shadows, that only means there's a light nearby. ”

- Evanescence

“ I've always kept one emotional suitcase packed. With you, I live out of one, every day, and I keep a cab on speed dial. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Give the ones you love wings to fly, roots to come back and reasons to stay. ”

- Dalai Lama XIV

“ If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. ”

- Jim Rohn