Quotes of Dave Barry

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

- Dave Barry

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“ Let no one who loves be called unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow. ”

- J. M. Barrie

“ This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ Give yourself permission to practice selfcare and to make time for your own dreams, goals, and priorities. ”

- Ruth Soukup

“ Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase. ”

- Martin Luther King

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ I am not an optimist, but a great believer of hope. ”

- Nelson Mandela

“ It is our wounds that create in us a desire to reach for miracles. The fulfillment of such miracles depends on whether we let our wounds pull us down or lift us up towards our dreams. ”

- Jocelyn Soriano

“ Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. ”

- George Edward Woodberry

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ We werent exactly lovers yet, But we were a little more then friends. We just kept meeting at the wrong time, but our connection never ends. ”

- Nikki Rowe

“ If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again. ”

- Rick Riordan

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ”

- RuPaul

“ Never run from the truth. It is always there; it never changes – save your energy. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic. ”

- Anais Nin

“ Betrayal, Selfishness, Sly and many more! A kid is far away from understanding abstract nouns except one Love. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ Relationships are like Rome difficult to start out, incredible during the prosperity of the 'golden age', and unbearable during the fall. Then, a new kingdom will come along and the whole process will repeat itself until you come across a kingdom like Egypt... that thrives, and continues to flourish. This kingdom will become your best friend, your soul mate, and your love. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ Until you step into the unknown, you don’t know what you’re made of. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ A dream comes true through repeated actions. ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ I can only think about the past, but I can always design the future. ”

- Davin Ferrigon