Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ I wonder if you have noticed a rather rummy thing about it viz. that it is everywhere. You can't get away from it. Love, I mean. Wherever you go, there it is, buzzing along in every class of life. Quite remarkable. ”

- P. G. Wodehouse

“ I am not an optimist, but a great believer of hope. ”

- Nelson Mandela

“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon

“ Do the best, give the best and leave the rest to run after you! ”

- Garima Yonzon

“ Love yourself, whatever makes you different, and use it to make you stand out. Mine is my voice and the fact that I’m gay: well, the fact that I’m flamboyantly gay. ”

- Ross Mathews

“ Do I care about pleasure? Yes. But I don't believe in happiness. ”

- Tatiana Vedenska

“ Until you step into the unknown, you don’t know what you’re made of. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Remember when your heart is empty, don’t fill it with lies and deception. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. ”

- Emily Dickinson

“ Betrayal, Selfishness, Sly and many more! A kid is far away from understanding abstract nouns except one Love. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. ”

- Confucius

“ When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ”

- RuPaul

“ If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Love people who hate you. Pray for people who have wronged you. It won’t just change their life…it’ll change yours. ”

- Mandy Hale

“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

- e.e. cummings

“ After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? ”

- Russell Hoban

“ Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. ”

- John Updike

“ Legacy is greater than currency ”

- Gary Vaynerchuk

“ Stop hating yourself for everything you aren’t and start loving yourself for everything you already are. ”

- Unknown

“ Love is the beauty of the soul. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. ”

- Alexander Graham Bell

“ The night still bold The cold singing by The crickets on their turbo Ushering in a celestial night in beautiful robe For tonight he will wonder into a glorious quest of the night As he lay down his head, will the Angels guard him Good night and sweet dreams ”

- Perpetua Ukakogu

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ Your dream should always be greater than your grievances ”

- Aadarsh Singh