Quotes of Ted Rall

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Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.

- Ted Rall

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“ Unrequited love’s a bore. ”

- Lorenz Hart

“ Remember, if you don’t do anything – if you don’t change the way your mind works and direct your subconscious mind to create the life you want – then everything stays the same, nothing changes. ”

- Steve Backley

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster

“ Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch. ”

- Jack Thorne

“ Betrayal, Selfishness, Sly and many more! A kid is far away from understanding abstract nouns except one Love. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ And out of Tristan's heart there grew a hazel tree, and out of Iseult's a honeysuckle, and they arched together and clung and intertwined so that they could never be separated anymore. ”

- Rosemary Sutcliff

“ Your past, including your failures, simply offers feedback that makes you wiser and stronger than before. ”

- Brittany Burgunder

“ It is better to be respected than it is to be popular. Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever. ”

- John Bytheway

“ Life is never made unbearable by circumstances, but only by lack of meaning and purpose. ”

- Victor Frankl

“ If you sow kindness, you will reap love. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. ”

- Andrew Carnegie

“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ Confidence is how we perceive the manifestation of truth in us. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

- e.e. cummings

“ ...most of the time, all you have is the moment, and the imperfect love of the people around you. ”

- Anne Lamott

“ Fear lies. Save love. ”

- Arif Naseem