Quotes of Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

- Dave Barry

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“ Fairies with gossamer wings, Bring forth beauty, grace and joyful things. Fairies of the earth are caretakers of our soil, water and trees, They watch over beautiful creatures such as bears, bunnies and bees. Fairies ask that you breathe in and appreciate the vantage point from which you stand, Then trod carefully and respectfully with each intentional step you make across this beautiful land. ”

- Molly Friedenfeld

“ Every day is your entire life. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ the saddest thing is to be a minute to someone, when you've made them your eternity. ”

- Sanober Khan

“ If music be the food of love, play on. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ Live a life of substance. The rest are mere fantasies. ”

- Pragnya Sahoo

“ I thought it (love) meant like you hold out your hand and someone takes it, holds it hard, and pulls you safe from the river. You talk. You tell him bits of yourself. You say here's where I hurt and you give it to him and he holds it and gives you where he hurts in return and you hold it and that's how you learn to love. ”

- Elizabeth George

“ Don't waste your love on somebody, who doesn't value it. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand. ”

- Stephen King

“ My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ No matter what you do in life, make sure your juniors are learning something good from you. ”

- Parul Prashar

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through selfgratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase. ”

- Martin Luther King

“ The only time we can effect an action is now. So learn from the past, have a vision for your future but act NOW. Today will soon be your past so don’t miss your present. ? ”

- Andrea McGibbon

“ Anything that makes weak physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison. ”

- Swami Vivekananda

“ Find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ You left the same way you: with 6 duffle bags and your heart intact. ”

- Gandhi

“ Relationships are like Rome difficult to start out, incredible during the prosperity of the 'golden age', and unbearable during the fall. Then, a new kingdom will come along and the whole process will repeat itself until you come across a kingdom like Egypt... that thrives, and continues to flourish. This kingdom will become your best friend, your soul mate, and your love. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Give yourself permission to practice selfcare and to make time for your own dreams, goals, and priorities. ”

- Ruth Soukup