Quotes of Stephen Leacock

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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.

- Stephen Leacock

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“ The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving. ”

- Fulton J. Sheen

“ Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter. ”

- Melissa Marr

“ Live a life of substance. The rest are mere fantasies. ”

- Pragnya Sahoo

“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ So don't you worry your pretty little mind because people throw rocks at things that shine. [Ours] ”

- Taylor Swift

“ Leaders in OVER their heads is the mere result of getting ahead of their intended SEASON. ”

- John Paul Warren

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ We cannot face up to what lies ahead, without facing up to what lies within. ”

- Eleesha

“ Love touched her heart, and lo! It beats high, and burns with such brave hearts. ”

- Richard Crawshaw

“ Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. ”

- Max Ehrmann

“ Be brave. Don't just live in your cave till your grave. ”

- RVM

“ What if it becomes less about how we look and more about how much we care? What if it becomes less about how much money we earn and more about how much we share our good fortune? Imagine a world where who we are in our hearts is the ultimate status symbol. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. ”

- John Updike

“ It's all a conundrum, isn't it— forgetting the mixed tape in the car... feeling forgotten when... so many people are thinking of us? Drinking when we should be eating... sleeping when we should be making love... thanking God above when we don't have enough? Each day is a mad rush to something irrelevant. We measure our pricelessness by our successes, which... still equals money. Life goes by so quick when each day is a mad rush to slow motion. We eat fast food so that we can go to bed on time, but, trust me, everyone wakes up too late. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ Some symbols reach to your primordial archives. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ The pillow looked astonished, wondering what ended the late night river that used to run through it, but only he knows that she is the reason ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Eleanor was right. She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something. ”

- Rainbow Rowell

“ Don't be afraid of the shadows, that only means there's a light nearby. ”

- Evanescence

“ Nothing is over for good! You either take with you memories, love, lesson or an experience. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ Sometimes we may feel disheartened and demoralized but we must keep faith in ourselves. We may be going through a lot of ups and downs in our life. But we must realise that growth begins from chaos! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit. ”

- Banksy

“ Numbers by popular consensus don’t make a wrong thing right, and if you are misunderstood for being right, don’t be afraid because they are not yet in the right time zone. ”

- Erwin D. Maramat

“ Ladies, it’s harvest time!!! Take care of your crops, water them and weed them out. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson