Quotes of Jerry Seinfeld

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Being a good husband is like being a stand. up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.

- Jerry Seinfeld

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“ Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones. ”

- Jeffrey McDaniel

“ Eventually you will come to understand that love heals everything, and love is all there is. ”

- Gary Zukav

“ We will either find a way, or make one. ”

- Hannibal

“ And these aches in my heart create poetry! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ When love comes like that, all you can do is surrender, to lay down your arms and submit to the will of those who would love you. For in denying it, you face only regret. ”

- Michael Kilman

“ To being far away from everything and everyone Stefanie Sybens, Letters from the WhatWentBefore ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ ?Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ”

- Voltaire

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown

“ I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ Remember, if you don’t do anything – if you don’t change the way your mind works and direct your subconscious mind to create the life you want – then everything stays the same, nothing changes. ”

- Steve Backley

“ All my problems bow before my stubbornness. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ After your first failure, the occurrence of a second failure closely depends on what you have learned from your past mistakes and whether or not you have drawn some valuable lessons. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ When love is pursued, fear is surrendered, and you gain the freedom to worship in spirit and in truth. ”

- Deborah Brodie

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ Because, if you could love someone, and keep loving them, without being loved back . . . then that love had to be real. It hurt too much to be anything else. ”

- Sarah Cross

“ The purpose of life is not to be happy—but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. ”

- Leo Rosten

“ So many reasons to hate and still I choose to love anyway... ”

- Samiha Totanji

“ God does not ask about our ability, but our availability. ”

- Unknown

“ Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. ”

- Erica Jong

“ It’s not bragging if you can back it up. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful. ”

- Eric Thomas

“ Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ Love is an endless mystery, because there is no reasonable cause that could explain it. ”

- Rabindranath Tagore