Quotes of Phyllis Diller

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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

- Phyllis Diller

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“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ Confidence is how we perceive the manifestation of truth in us. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon

“ Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones. ”

- Jeffrey McDaniel

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Stop hating yourself for everything you aren’t and start loving yourself for everything you already are. ”

- Unknown

“ I will be generous with my love today. I will sprinkle compliments and uplifting words everywhere I go. I will do this knowing that my words are like seeds and when they fall on fertile soil, a reflection of those seeds will grow into something greater. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand. ”

- Stephen King

“ A lack of clarity could put the brakes on any journey to success. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Visionary decisionmaking happens at the intersection of intuition and logic. ”

- Gandhi

“ I miss everything about you Can’t believe that I still want you And after all the things we’ve been through. ”

- Colbie Caillat

“ If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse. ”

- Walt Disney

“ Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie. ”

- Rudyard Kipling

“ Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ We cannot face up to what lies ahead, without facing up to what lies within. ”

- Eleesha

“ I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Those who complain about being constrained in their job and life should ask themselves one simple question. Are you constrained by chains or in your own mind? ”

- RJ Intindola