Quotes of Jerry Seinfeld

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

- Jerry Seinfeld

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“ If you are really broke. You can’t afford giving up. If you can afford giving up. Then that means you are not broke. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ Glorious indeed is the world of God around us, but more glorious the world of God within us. ”

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? ”

- Elizabeth Scott

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ Live a life of substance. The rest are mere fantasies. ”

- Pragnya Sahoo

“ I would die for you. But I won't live for you. ”

- Stephen Chbosky

“ Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is pressed Against the earth's sweet flowing breast; A tree that looks at God all day And lifts her leafy arms to pray; A tree that may in summer wear A nest of robins in her hair; Upon whose bosom snow has lain; Who intimately lives with rain. Poems are made by fools like me, But only God can make a tree. ”

- Joyce Kilmer

“ When people think they know you and put you in a box, keep growing and give them the box. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment ”

- Norman Vincent Peale

“ Every day is your entire life. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ And out of Tristan's heart there grew a hazel tree, and out of Iseult's a honeysuckle, and they arched together and clung and intertwined so that they could never be separated anymore. ”

- Rosemary Sutcliff

“ I marinate my life in gratitude, creativity and love. What about you? ”

- Francis Shenstone

“ Do it big, do it right, and do it with style. ”

- Fried Astaire

“ So many reasons to hate and still I choose to love anyway... ”

- Samiha Totanji

“ The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. ”

- Robert Frost

“ the saddest thing is to be a minute to someone, when you've made them your eternity. ”

- Sanober Khan

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ ...most of the time, all you have is the moment, and the imperfect love of the people around you. ”

- Anne Lamott

“ I want to stand in front Allah proud of how well I treated back in dunya. ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax