Quotes of Homer Simpson

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Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.

- Homer Simpson

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“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ Nothing that is perfect can be taught ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em. ”

- Shel Silverstein

“ There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ”

- Phyllis Bottome

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Glorious indeed is the world of God around us, but more glorious the world of God within us. ”

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“ Let no one who loves be called unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow. ”

- J. M. Barrie

“ There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ”

- Phyllis Bottome

“ Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic. ”

- Anais Nin

“ Warm someone's cheek Whisper Caress Kiss for 10 seconds, or more, or for the rest of your life Be there Love Long Belong Be loyal Be love Be with someone always Belong to yourself ”

- David C. Sarnacki

“ Live every day like it’s your last. ”

- Unknown

“ You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Repetition is the mother of skill. (might be someone else who wrote it). ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ Freedom comes from a sense of empowerment. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Enmity builds walls; love builds bridges. Enlightenment is the highway to world peace. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ One day she will be mine. I am telling you. I need to have her, and she needs me. She just doesn’t know it yet. There is no one in the world that could love her the way I could. ”

- Nico J. Genes

“ Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones. ”

- Jeffrey McDaniel

“ The price of your birthday outfits should go costlier with respect to the ages you lived. ”

- Anwesha Mohanty ‘Anny’

“ Many, many readers have written asking me wistfully about the nature of Sam and Grace's relationship, and I can assure you, that sort is absolutely real. Mutual, respectful, enduring love is completely attainable as long as you swear you won't settle for less. ”

- Maggie Stiefvater

“ To pay gratitude, sign of generosity. ”

- Shekhar Srivastava

“ Friendship not defined by words Friendship only defined by action ”

- Arshdeep Singh Samrala

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ I have come from the End of the World. From the River of Dreams, through the gauntlet and the Briar and the Deep Wyld, in order to stand before you today. I have but one request—to take my place at your side. To resume my duty as your knight, and to protect you and your kingdom for as long as I draw breath. ”

- Julie Kagawa