Quotes of Jeff Foxworthy

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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

- Jeff Foxworthy

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“ Yet there are moments when the walls of the mind grow thin; when nothing is unabsorbed, and I could fancy that we might blow so vast a bubble that the sun might set and rise in it and we might take the blue of midday and the black of midnight and be cast off and escape from here and now. ”

- Virginia Woolf

“ Though lovers be lost love shall not. ”

- Dylan Thomas

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ Perfect love casts out fear. Where there is love there are no demands, no expectations, no dependency. I do not demand that you make me happy; my happiness does not lie in you. If you were to leave me, I will not feel sorry for myself; I enjoy your company immensely, but I do not cling. ”

- Anthony de Mello

“ Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back. ”

- Arthur Rubenstein

“ Sometimes the hardest one to see . . .is the one standing right before you. ”

- Lenora Porch

“ A good idea always attracts other good ideas. ”

- Patrick Ness

“ Sometimes when I'm alone, I take the pearl from where it lives in my pocket and try to remember the boy with the bread, the strong arms that warded off nightmares on the train, the kisses in the arena. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ Eventually you will come to understand that love heals everything, and love is all there is. ”

- Gary Zukav

“ Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made. ”

- Tyler Kent White

“ Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that’s the one that is going to help you grow. ”

- Unknown

“ Never run from the truth. It is always there; it never changes – save your energy. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ You know her well. People are harder to sum up when you know them well. ”

- Veronica Roth

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ It is easier to believe a lie than to claim parts of you that have been scattered and buried. Your willingness to search for what's been lost merely points to how immensely powerful you are. ”

- Kirstyn Lazur

“ If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. ”

- Confucius

“ You don't need a million dollars in the bank. You just have to have passion, hustle and drive ”

- Daymond John

“ I love you and it’s getting worse. ”

- Joseph E. Morris

“ I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, I will call on him as long as I live. (Psalms 116:12 NIV) ”

- Anonymous

“ And these aches in my heart create poetry! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Love comforteth like sunshine after rain. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ To lovers out there… I have realized that even thou I can cook for myself . I can drive myself, and I can do lot of things for myself. It is always nice to be driven . I enjoyed food been coked by someone and its always nice when someone does the things for me. It is the same with Love. You can love yourself , but the best Love is when you get it from someone . When someone loves you back, even when you can love yourself. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ A lot goes into everything but sometimes you have to sacrifice everything in order to achieve a lot. ”

- Kayambila Mpulamasaka

“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing. ”

- Genereux Philip