Quotes of Alan Coren

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A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

- Alan Coren

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“ If you are really broke. You can’t afford giving up. If you can afford giving up. Then that means you are not broke. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. ”

- Malcolm Forbes

“ Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ The New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't-it just keeps you from enjoying it. ”

- Cleveland Amory

“ Love is beautiful as written in The Greatest Proposal Book ”

- Khuliso Mamathoni

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ It’s not bragging if you can back it up. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made. ”

- Tyler Kent White

“ ?Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ”

- Voltaire

“ True love is not so much a matter of romance as it is a matter of anxious concern for the wellbeing of one's companion. ”

- Gordon B. Hinckley

“ That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ Finding the lesson behind every adversity will be the one important thing that helps get you through it. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina

“ Glorious indeed is the world of God around us, but more glorious the world of God within us. ”

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“ Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through selfgratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Love yourself, whatever makes you different, and use it to make you stand out. Mine is my voice and the fact that I’m gay: well, the fact that I’m flamboyantly gay. ”

- Ross Mathews

“ One chooses who they decide to love but never determines who will love them back. The woman’s first two considerations are respect and financial security which centers on the core of personality traits; a man reveres persona of physical and sexuality; these two impostors have little relevance of character. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ The only shortcut I have found to life is to sharpen my teeth on the bones of the wise. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ That which we persist in doing becomes easier to do, not that the nature of the thing has changed but that our power to do has increased. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ All worries are less with wine. ”

- Amit Kalantri