Quotes of Rita Rudner

somelinesforyou_157941798977.jpg

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

- Rita Rudner

Make your own quote image here

Note* For better image experience, you need to upload a desktop layout image, it means horizontal layout, not vertical layout.

“ Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? ”

- Elizabeth Scott

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ We will either find a way, or make one. ”

- Hannibal

“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. ”

- Niccolo Machiavelli

“ Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch. ”

- Jack Thorne

“ To lovers out there… We love and what when we cannot love anymore. We Leave. We don’t fight, abuse, Violet, Beat, Bruise, Emotional drained and blackmail, Rape, Kill, Poison, Hurt, distress, torment , lie about other person to destroy their reputation and to hurt them back. We leave the ones that hurt and that don’t appreciate us to find better ones that we will love and they will love us back ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown

“ As an African elite, look within and ask, what can I do to change the present African narratives? What niche can I carve and do my uncompromising best to lift this continent? For my sake and for the sake of my children Jumoke Odepe ”

- Jumoke Odepe

“ Could you exist just for the art of existence? ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Everyday of your life is a another lesson. If you learn the lesson well and apply it; whether positive or negative, you determine what happens in your tomorrow. ”

- David Kofi Awusi

“ Ladies, it’s harvest time!!! Take care of your crops, water them and weed them out. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ A lack of clarity could put the brakes on any journey to success. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ So many reasons to hate and still I choose to love anyway... ”

- Samiha Totanji

“ Sometimes the best of gods gift's arrive by the shattering of all the window panes. ”

- Paulo Coelho

“ You see, when we set goals that feel safer and achievable, we are caving in to our own preconceived notions of what we are capable of. We’re not pushing past our comfort zone; we’re just settling for status quo. ”

- Ruth Soukup

“ Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that’s the one that is going to help you grow. ”

- Unknown

“ Never worry a bit in Life. Always be full of merriment. ”

- sharda sriram

“ I was so blessed. The first person I gave my heart to was an angel who plucked the feathers off his wings and built a nest for it. ”

- Kamand Kojouri

“ And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about. ”

- Haruki Murakami

“ Society will always be too fragile to accept us for all that makes us beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ Your big opportunity may be right where you are now. ”

- Napoleon Hill

“ Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. ”

- Andrew Carnegie

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson