Quotes of Henry Youngman

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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes on tuesdays, I go Fridays.

- Henry Youngman

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“ Nothing that is perfect can be taught ”

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“ You left the same way you: with 6 duffle bags and your heart intact. ”

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“ A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t get very far until you change it. ”

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“ Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles. ”

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“ The art of existence is to find a sensation of spiritual expansion that makes you larger than existence itself. ”

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“ Where you go, I shall go; where you die, I shall die, and there will I be buried. ”

- Rosamund Hodge

“ It is easier to believe a lie than to claim parts of you that have been scattered and buried. Your willingness to search for what's been lost merely points to how immensely powerful you are. ”

- Kirstyn Lazur

“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

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“ Love shapes who you are in many ways. Its presence or absence in our youth impacts our adulthood, which impacts our future generations; the cycle has to be restarted somewhere. ”

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“ Sometimes the best of gods gift's arrive by the shattering of all the window panes. ”

- Paulo Coelho

“ You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Is there any positive energy like enthusiasm? ”

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“ It takes guts and humility to admit mistakes. Admitting we're wrong is courage, not weakness. ”

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“ Legacy is greater than currency ”

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“ Perfection does not exist you can always do better and you can always grow. ”

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“ There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment ”

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“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham