Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ I know that the whole point—the only point—is to find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. ”

- Max Ehrmann

“ Writing is the knitting of the soul ”

- Khaled Talib

“ Though lovers be lost love shall not. ”

- Dylan Thomas

“ Family where life begins & love never ends. ”

- Unknown

“ There are times in life which proves life is wife and wife is life. ”

- Fahad Basheer

“ Looks like to me we all begin and end in the same place. Perhaps we could love each other a little bit more along the way. ”

- Clyde Lee Dennis

“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ Confusion, obsession, and potential love walk handinhand. ”

- Ashli and Trisha Edwards

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ In the deepest hour of the night, confess to yourself that you would die if you were forbidden to write. And look deep into your heart where it spreads its roots, the answer, and ask yourself, must I write? ”

- Rainer Maria Rilke

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ She was rain to a parched desert She was color to a gray sky She was the beautiful butterfly you longed to possess But I let her fly For fear of breaking her wings! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you. ”

- Plato

“ Your Dreams Matter. Like an athlete trains, so must the student of life. Train the mind, body and spirit, so you may achieve anything. Life is about sharing your dreams/purpose (gifts/passions/talents) with the world and helping others find their way. ”

- Elizabeth SalamancaBrosig

“ Do not yearn to be popular; be exquisite. Do not desire to be famous; be loved. Do not take pride in being expected; be palpable, unmistakable. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Don’t take the high ground and assume you already know what you’ll do. The truth is, when it comes to someone you love, you’ll find there isn’t anything you won’t do. ”

- Richelle Mead

“ Do you have to make me feel like there's nothing left of me? You can take everything I have, you can break everything I am, like I am made of glass, like I am made of paper.Go on and try to tear me down I will be rising from the ground like a Skyscraper... ”

- Demi Lovato

“ There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment ”

- Norman Vincent Peale

“ When your only competition is becoming a better you, you will always win the game. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck