Quotes of Garrison Keillor

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To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich.

- Garrison Keillor

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“ Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Sometimes we may feel disheartened and demoralized but we must keep faith in ourselves. We may be going through a lot of ups and downs in our life. But we must realise that growth begins from chaos! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ Tomorrow I will run more courageously, more outrageously. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Growing up in wartorn country like South Sudan wasn't hard and unbearable, but I'm always thankful for the experiences I encountered; cos with them I had realized my full potential to walked in seek of change and make impact on lives of others. ”

- Luka J. Riek

“ I am convinced that one should tell one's spiritual director if one has a great desire for Communion, for Our Lord does not come from Heaven every day to stay in a golden ciborium; He comes to find another heaven, the heaven of our soul in which He loves to dwell. ”

- St. Therese of Lisieux

“ And, in the end… The love you take is equal to the love you make. ”

- Paul McCartney

“ Do you have to make me feel like there's nothing left of me? You can take everything I have, you can break everything I am, like I am made of glass, like I am made of paper.Go on and try to tear me down I will be rising from the ground like a Skyscraper... ”

- Demi Lovato

“ It takes writing a billion bad words before you get to the good ones. ”

- Ray Bradbury

“ When love comes like that, all you can do is surrender, to lay down your arms and submit to the will of those who would love you. For in denying it, you face only regret. ”

- Michael Kilman

“ Love all, trust a few. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ The gospel is this: We are more sinful and flawed in ourselves than we ever dared believe, yet at the very same time we are more loved and accepted in Jesus Christ than we ever dared hope. ”

- Timothy Keller

“ I have come from the End of the World. From the River of Dreams, through the gauntlet and the Briar and the Deep Wyld, in order to stand before you today. I have but one request—to take my place at your side. To resume my duty as your knight, and to protect you and your kingdom for as long as I draw breath. ”

- Julie Kagawa

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Either you run the day, or the day runs you. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ Where wild souls meet wild lovers is where hurricanes are made. ”

- ventum

“ The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving. ”

- Fulton J. Sheen

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t get very far until you change it. ”

- Unknown

“ Every second that passes is another grain of sand in your hourglass that is gone, forever lost in time. ”

- Nyki Mack

“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

- Stephen Richards