Quotes of Evan Esar

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Don't divorce your wife: bring her a dozen roses; the shock will kill her, and you can use the roses for the funeral.

- Evan Esar

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“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ Fear lies. Save love. ”

- Arif Naseem

“ Your big opportunity may be right where you are now. ”

- Napoleon Hill

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. ”

- Chuck Klosterman

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ A dream comes true through repeated actions. ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ I held my heart back from positively accepting anything, since I was afraid of another fall, and in this condition of suspense I was being all the more killed. ”

- St. Augustine of Hippo

“ If you are happy with the person you are becoming, and you can understand that the journey is long and the processes are slow; you are on the right track no matter what your current situation is. ”

- Joshua Lynott

“ Leaders in OVER their heads is the mere result of getting ahead of their intended SEASON. ”

- John Paul Warren

“ She believed she could so she did. ”

- Unknown

“ Be brave. Don't just live in your cave till your grave. ”

- RVM

“ When love is real. You both will do whatever you can to build and construct a solid relationship. It will be hard work but it's possible, We all come with pros and cons. If it's real, it will never be over. ”

- Katherine Vargas

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ You lose nothing when fighting for a cause ... In my mind the losers are those who don't have a cause they care about. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ Those who complain about being constrained in their job and life should ask themselves one simple question. Are you constrained by chains or in your own mind? ”

- RJ Intindola

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. ”

- Charlotte Bronte