Quotes of Jack Handey

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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

- Jack Handey

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“ True love is taking the risk that it won’t be a happily. ever. after. True love is joining hands with the man who loves you for who you are, and saying, “I’m not afraid to believe in you.” ”

- Cara Lockwood

“ Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. ”

- Erica Jong

“ It takes courage to be honest and to work, while others play, cheat, sponge like parasites or are idle. There is value in the work that you choose to do, and you are an innately valuable person. ”

- Zita Steele

“ Confusion, obsession, and potential love walk handinhand. ”

- Ashli and Trisha Edwards

“ Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones. ”

- Jeffrey McDaniel

“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ We will either find a way, or make one. ”

- Hannibal

“ Never run from the truth. It is always there; it never changes – save your energy. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ You are like nobody since I love you. ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ To lovers out there… I have realized that even thou I can cook for myself . I can drive myself, and I can do lot of things for myself. It is always nice to be driven . I enjoyed food been coked by someone and its always nice when someone does the things for me. It is the same with Love. You can love yourself , but the best Love is when you get it from someone . When someone loves you back, even when you can love yourself. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ It is easier to believe a lie than to claim parts of you that have been scattered and buried. Your willingness to search for what's been lost merely points to how immensely powerful you are. ”

- Kirstyn Lazur

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not. ”

- Andre Gide

“ Battered was my heart in the deep search, branded with cracks like slices of silver birch. An ignorant dream, a wish, just fool's gold that was the tale that love had sold. ”

- Sara Secora

“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ”

- Henry David Thoreau