Quotes of Phyllis Diller

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Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A chinese man threw up on me.

- Phyllis Diller

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“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Tough times never last. Tough people do ”

- Robert Schuller

“ When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. ”

- Wayne Dyer

“ When people think they know you and put you in a box, keep growing and give them the box. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. ”

- John Updike

“ Sometimes the hardest one to see . . .is the one standing right before you. ”

- Lenora Porch

“ It is time to stop a young woman from being manipulated to break her ass and tear herself down to the core in order to build a man up. Once she builds him up, more than half the time he leaves her to figure out the millionpiece puzzle of life. Wow! It never amazes me how men forget who was there for them when they didn’t have a damn thing to their name. It’s a timeout for that! ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ Perfect love casts out fear. Where there is love there are no demands, no expectations, no dependency. I do not demand that you make me happy; my happiness does not lie in you. If you were to leave me, I will not feel sorry for myself; I enjoy your company immensely, but I do not cling. ”

- Anthony de Mello

“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles. ”

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

“ The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. ”

- Emily Dickinson

“ Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter. ”

- Melissa Marr

“ The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. ”

- Alexander Graham Bell

“ Love cannot be hidden. It even shines in the darkest places." ~ Carla Olson Gade, The Shadow Catcher's Daughter ”

- Carla Olson Gade

“ Being with you never felt wrong. It's the one thing I did right. You're the one thing I did right. ”

- Becca Fitzpatrick

“ The superior man thinks only of virtue; the common man thinks only of comfort. ”

- Confucius

“ Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made. ”

- Tyler Kent White

“ I wonder if you have noticed a rather rummy thing about it viz. that it is everywhere. You can't get away from it. Love, I mean. Wherever you go, there it is, buzzing along in every class of life. Quite remarkable. ”

- P. G. Wodehouse

“ With love comes the risk of losing it. With love comes the risk of getting burnt with it. When love burns, it consumes even the soul. ”

- Jyoti Arora

“ There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ”

- Phyllis Bottome