Quotes of Emo Philips

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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

- Emo Philips

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“ Love all, trust a few. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Legacy is greater than currency ”

- Gary Vaynerchuk

“ There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable. ”

- Chesterton

“ Freedom comes from a sense of empowerment. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ I love you and it’s getting worse. ”

- Joseph E. Morris

“ I've always kept one emotional suitcase packed. With you, I live out of one, every day, and I keep a cab on speed dial. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ The only shortcut I have found to life is to sharpen my teeth on the bones of the wise. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ The pillow looked astonished, wondering what ended the late night river that used to run through it, but only he knows that she is the reason ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ At the beginning, you need no support other than your pen and paper to write down the ideas that your brain is ready to supply you at any given time. ”

- Godspower Oparaugo

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ Be brave. Don't just live in your cave till your grave. ”

- RVM

“ Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. ”

- Andrew Carnegie

“ Everyday of your life is a another lesson. If you learn the lesson well and apply it; whether positive or negative, you determine what happens in your tomorrow. ”

- David Kofi Awusi

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ The way you handle fear determines the results you have in life. If you are equipped with knowledge, you can overcome fear ”

- H. J. Chammas

“ The evolutionary algorithm of all life on earth is written in this universal language we call love. ”

- Wald Wassermann

“ An early. morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ If you are really broke. You can’t afford giving up. If you can afford giving up. Then that means you are not broke. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present ”

- Lao tzu

“ It takes guts and humility to admit mistakes. Admitting we're wrong is courage, not weakness. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back. ”

- Arthur Rubenstein

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ Your heart is a powerful force. Use it consciously. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree