Quotes of Milton Berle

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A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, Who Should we notify in case of an accident? He mulls it over and then writes, Anybody in sight!.

- Milton Berle

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“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. ”

- Alexander Graham Bell

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ And during, I realized that the labels didn’t matter, because when two people feel that sort of pull toward each other, it just works, and the only label that mattered was that I was in love. Totally, fully, ecstatically. ”

- Bill Konigsberg

“ I think romantic love evolved to enable you to focus your mating energy on just one individual at a time, thereby conserving mating time and energy. ”

- Helen Fisher

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ I believe in love the verb, not the noun. ”

- Greg Behrendt

“ That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Sometimes the best of gods gift's arrive by the shattering of all the window panes. ”

- Paulo Coelho

“ The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink. ”

- T.S. Eliot

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip

“ We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ I marinate my life in gratitude, creativity and love. What about you? ”

- Francis Shenstone

“ For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand. ”

- Stephen King

“ Just because you fall once, doesn't mean you're fall at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always trust yourself, because if you don't then who will?? ”

- Marilyn Monroe

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ Whether you know or not, you are the infinite potential of love, peace and joy ”

- Amit Ray

“ Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ If you have kindness in your heart, you offer acts of kindness to touch the hearts of others wherever you go—whether they are random or planned. Kindness becomes a way of life. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ What you meet in another being is the projection of your own level of evolution. ”

- Ram Dass

“ Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can’t build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery and death. ”

- Anne Frank