Quotes of Lenny Bruce

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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

- Lenny Bruce

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“ Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? ”

- Elizabeth Scott

“ There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ How would your life be different if…You stopped allowing other people to dilute or poison your day with their words or opinions? Let today be the day…You stand strong in the truth of your beauty and journey through your day without attachment to the validation of others ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Woman is a delicate creature with strong emotions who has been created by the Almighty God to shoulder responsibility for educating society and moving toward perfection. God created woman as symbol of His own beauty and to give solace to her partner and her family. ”

- Ali Ibn Abi Talib A.S

“ I would die for you. But I won't live for you. ”

- Stephen Chbosky

“ Love is beautiful as written in The Greatest Proposal Book ”

- Khuliso Mamathoni

“ Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic. ”

- Anais Nin

“ How can I put the Auras back in the chest?” I asked, terror boiling inside my stomach. “You can’t. Not if those that were or will be struck by them won’t be eager to express their feelings and let you help them. You do not change people, dearie. It’s the people that change themselves. You’re the Guardian, but they’re the bearers,” the Oracle whispered. “I’m no Guardian. I’m doomed!” I said and I knew that this was true. ”

- Victoria Moschou

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ It’s time to care; it’s time to take responsibility; it’s time to lead; it’s time for a change; it’s time to be true to our greatest self; it’s time to stop blaming others. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”

- Voltaire

“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Tough times never last. Tough people do ”

- Robert Schuller

“ Be Brave, Be Bold! Never allow fear to dictate your choices. Use your VOICE & trust in your abilities. ”

- Rosalie Bardo

“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ The evolutionary algorithm of all life on earth is written in this universal language we call love. ”

- Wald Wassermann

“ A life lived in love will never be dull. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina

“ Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of. ”

- Markus Zusak

“ Don't waste your love on somebody, who doesn't value it. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ When someone beats a rug, the blows are not against the rug, but against the dust in it. ”

- Gandhi

“ Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. ”

- Benjamin Franklin