Quotes of George Carlin

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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

- George Carlin

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“ Tough times never last. Tough people do ”

- Robert Schuller

“ At one time or another we are all called to leave the safety of our homes, the certainty of what we know, the illusions of who we are. Not everyone will heed this call, of course. And those who do will risk losing themselves completely. But if we choose to ignore the invitation, we risk never knowing who we might have become. We risk dying without knowing what it is to live. ”

- Thomas Lloyd Qualls

“ Sometimes, change is what we need to retain our sanity. ”

- Life

“ We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ The price of your birthday outfits should go costlier with respect to the ages you lived. ”

- Anwesha Mohanty ‘Anny’

“ The purpose of life is not to be happy—but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. ”

- Leo Rosten

“ Tomorrow I will run more courageously, more outrageously. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Just because you fall once, doesn't mean you're fall at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always trust yourself, because if you don't then who will?? ”

- Marilyn Monroe

“ You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ Love is an endless mystery, because there is no reasonable cause that could explain it. ”

- Rabindranath Tagore

“ Morning is when the wick is lit. A flame ignited, the day delighted with heat and light, we start the fight for something more than before. ”

- Jeb Dickerson

“ Some symbols reach to your primordial archives. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ I love you and it’s getting worse. ”

- Joseph E. Morris

“ It was like I’d met my life’s purpose. Like I’d been hurtling through the cosmos, blind, and without a destiny and he gave me one. He was fated to be the man who would break my heart at last. The heart I’d kept under scrutiny, sheltered, for this long, he tore through the heavy vaults and ripped it right out of my chest. From then on, there was no me, and no him. There was only us. ”

- Ellie Fox

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ Most people never truly live because they never do what they truly love. ”

- Tanner Walling

“ All for one and one for all. ”

- Alexandre Dumas

“ Your Dreams Matter. Like an athlete trains, so must the student of life. Train the mind, body and spirit, so you may achieve anything. Life is about sharing your dreams/purpose (gifts/passions/talents) with the world and helping others find their way. ”

- Elizabeth SalamancaBrosig

“ It is that we are never so defenseless against suffering as when we love, never so helplessly unhappy as when we have lost our loved object or its love. ”

- Sigmund Freud

“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ In school we learn that mistakes are bad, and we are punished for making them. Yet, if you look at the way humans are designed to learn, we learn by making mistakes. We learn to walk by falling down. If we never fell down, we would never walk. ”

- Robert T. Kiyosaki

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon