Quotes of Emo Philips

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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

- Emo Philips

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“ If we open ourselves up to our feelings, our intuition, and our spiritual centers, we become much closer to the mystery of the Universe. ”

- Patricia Lynn

“ I've always kept one emotional suitcase packed. With you, I live out of one, every day, and I keep a cab on speed dial. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ A good idea always attracts other good ideas. ”

- Patrick Ness

“ Anything that makes weak physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison. ”

- Swami Vivekananda

“ Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. ”

- Niccolo Machiavelli

“ Tomorrow I will run more courageously, more outrageously. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones. ”

- Jeffrey McDaniel

“ In this world, it is too common for people to search for someone to lose themselves in. But I am already lost. I will look for someone to find myself in. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ If you are too busy to pray, you are busier than God wants you to be. ”

- Wanda E. Brunstetter

“ You lose nothing when fighting for a cause ... In my mind the losers are those who don't have a cause they care about. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. ”

- Andrew Carnegie

“ That's a misconception, Lennie. The sky is everywhere, it begins at your feet. ”

- Jandy Nelson

“ Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ”

- Mae West

“ You are everything I never knew I always wanted. ”

- Fools Rush In

“ With love comes the risk of losing it. With love comes the risk of getting burnt with it. When love burns, it consumes even the soul. ”

- Jyoti Arora

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ The more one judges, the less one loves. ”

- Honore de Balzac

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ Don’t take the high ground and assume you already know what you’ll do. The truth is, when it comes to someone you love, you’ll find there isn’t anything you won’t do. ”

- Richelle Mead

“ If you love me as you say you do,' she whispered, 'make it so that I am at peace. ”

- Leo Tolstoy

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor