Quotes of Bill Maher

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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

- Bill Maher

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“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ I miss your voice because it is a symphony; your scent because it is a treasure; your smile because it is a jewel; your hug because it is a masterpiece; and your kiss because it is a miracle. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Your really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. ”

- Lucille Ball

“ Every second that passes is another grain of sand in your hourglass that is gone, forever lost in time. ”

- Nyki Mack

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ If our love isn't written in the stars, Why the very moment we truly locked eyes for the first time does one fly straight by. There's something to be said about twinsouls and meeting eye to eye, the soul ignites its fire for the very first time. ”

- Nikki Rowe

“ Repentance is not at an end, Instead it’s the beginning of how it ends. ”

- Yeth Bisto

“ The path is paved with consistent, conscious mental and spiritual alertness and the gradual growth of goodness in our heart and clarity in our mind. We are awake. If we keep trying to understand, we will understand. If we keep telling ourselves that we are loved by Life and if we keep looking for evidence of that love, we will find it. ”

- Donna Goddard

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ Confidence is how we perceive the manifestation of truth in us. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ sometimes the unknown is better for all involved ”

- Azelene Williams

“ Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. ”

- Max Ehrmann

“ I was so blessed. The first person I gave my heart to was an angel who plucked the feathers off his wings and built a nest for it. ”

- Kamand Kojouri

“ Either you run the day, or the day runs you. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ If you listen more, you will judge less; and when you judge less, you will appreciate differences; and you will be more happy. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Because, if you could love someone, and keep loving them, without being loved back . . . then that love had to be real. It hurt too much to be anything else. ”

- Sarah Cross

“ Pet names are a persistant remnant of childhood, a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated. They are a reminder, too, that one is not all things to all people. ”

- Jhumpa Lahiri

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others. ”

- Anne Sophie Swetchine

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ Relationships are like Rome difficult to start out, incredible during the prosperity of the 'golden age', and unbearable during the fall. Then, a new kingdom will come along and the whole process will repeat itself until you come across a kingdom like Egypt... that thrives, and continues to flourish. This kingdom will become your best friend, your soul mate, and your love. ”

- Helen Keller

“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ”

- Dr. Seuss

“ Love isn't a feeling or emotion that changes timely, it's everlasting... ”

- Gandhi