Quotes of Rita Rudner

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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

- Rita Rudner

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“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future looks brighter and better than theirs ”

- Kimberking

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. ”

- William Arthur Ward

“ Until you step into the unknown, you don’t know what you’re made of. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Numbers by popular consensus don’t make a wrong thing right, and if you are misunderstood for being right, don’t be afraid because they are not yet in the right time zone. ”

- Erwin D. Maramat

“ Every second that passes is another grain of sand in your hourglass that is gone, forever lost in time. ”

- Nyki Mack

“ Family where life begins & love never ends. ”

- Unknown

“ Anything under God's control is never out of control. ”

- Charles Swindoll

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ That's a misconception, Lennie. The sky is everywhere, it begins at your feet. ”

- Jandy Nelson

“ I constantly challenge my athletes with workouts that take them to the upper edge of their ability. Like Brett's, my philosophy is that your biggest competitor is yourself. I will never ask the impossible. But I will come close. Those who answer with courage and selfbelief instead of fear and doubt are the ones who realize their dreams. ”

- Siri Lindley

“ When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ”

- RuPaul

“ Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ The road to success is always under construction. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ I don't dream at night, I dream at day, I dream all day; I'm dreaming for living. ”

- Steven Spielberg

“ I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you. ”

- Michael Faudet

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ Society will always be too fragile to accept us for all that makes us beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.. ”

- Thoreau

“ It is better to be respected than it is to be popular. Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever. ”

- John Bytheway

“ Perfect is annoying, boring, and impossible to sustain. Knowing how to translate conscientiousness into something beyond the fleeting satisfaction of “me” toward a “we” mindset is the best move you can make. ”

- Kristen Lee

“ Love cannot be hidden. It even shines in the darkest places." ~ Carla Olson Gade, The Shadow Catcher's Daughter ”

- Carla Olson Gade