Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ It’s not bragging if you can back it up. ”

- Muhammad Ali

“ I never want to change so much that people can't recognize me. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ That which we persist in doing becomes easier to do, not that the nature of the thing has changed but that our power to do has increased. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Battered was my heart in the deep search, branded with cracks like slices of silver birch. An ignorant dream, a wish, just fool's gold that was the tale that love had sold. ”

- Sara Secora

“ What I stand for is what I stand on. ”

- Wendell Berry

“ And during, I realized that the labels didn’t matter, because when two people feel that sort of pull toward each other, it just works, and the only label that mattered was that I was in love. Totally, fully, ecstatically. ”

- Bill Konigsberg

“ I want to stand in front Allah proud of how well I treated back in dunya. ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ She was right about something else too," Dimitri said after a long pause. My back was to him, but there was a strange quality to his voice that made me turn around. "What's that?" I asked. "That I do still love you." With that one sentence, everything in the universe changed. ”

- Richelle Mead

“ Often, we fabricate the people we love to make loving them more palatable; the fictionalized version of them reduces the awareness of truth. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ A dream comes true through repeated actions. ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ Her footprints are leaving green marks on the desert heart of mine ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. ”

- Alexander Graham Bell

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ I love you and it’s getting worse. ”

- Joseph E. Morris

“ Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Everyday of your life is a another lesson. If you learn the lesson well and apply it; whether positive or negative, you determine what happens in your tomorrow. ”

- David Kofi Awusi

“ A blooming relationship even if it’s someone else’s, makes me so happy and reinstates my faith in love... ”

- Nitya Prakash

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ Love is an endless mystery, because there is no reasonable cause that could explain it. ”

- Rabindranath Tagore

“ Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process. ”

- Harold Geneen

“ I felt overwhelmed. I didn’t expect a first kiss to be so…life altering. In a few brief moments, the rule book of my universe had been rewritten. Suddenly I was a brand new person. I was as fragile as a newborn, but instead of the doctor placing me in my mother’s arms, he’d put me in Ren’s. What would Ren do with me? Would he draw me near, soothe me, and teach me about this new world or would he reject me and tell the doctor there must be some mistake. There was no way to know. What a breakable and delicate thing a heart was, no wonder I’d kept mine locked away. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ Each of us is an innkeeper who decides if there is room for Jesus! ”

- Neal A. Maxwell