Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ Pet names are a persistant remnant of childhood, a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated. They are a reminder, too, that one is not all things to all people. ”

- Jhumpa Lahiri

“ Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process. ”

- Harold Geneen

“ My love for you does not recognize boundaries, distances, borders, or timezones! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it's safe inside your mouth. ”

- Jodi Picoult

“ In school we learn that mistakes are bad, and we are punished for making them. Yet, if you look at the way humans are designed to learn, we learn by making mistakes. We learn to walk by falling down. If we never fell down, we would never walk. ”

- Robert T. Kiyosaki

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ Love comforteth like sunshine after rain. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie. ”

- Rudyard Kipling

“ Every man is a boyfriend. But some people do not have the ability to become husbands. ”

- Sajal Ahmed

“ Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ”

- Mae West

“ Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. ”

- Michel de Montaigne

“ Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good. ”

- P.C. Cast

“ You are like nobody since I love you. ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster

“ Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter. ”

- Melissa Marr

“ Love overcomes bitterness, overpowers sorrow, overwhelms anger, and overthrows hatred. Medicine heals the body, faith heals the heart, wisdom heals the mind, and love heals the soul. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ The purpose of life is not to be happy—but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. ”

- Leo Rosten

“ When your only competition is becoming a better you, you will always win the game. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ The love we say we feel for another is, in most cases, just a selfish hunt for our own happiness. ”

- Tatjana Ostojic

“ I was watching the first raindrops falling down on the porous ground. Each drop disappeared eagerly into the sand without any hesitations. The Earth, in turn, embraced it warmly like it has gotten back something precious that once belonged to it. I, somehow, thought that this particular image suited more our story than anything else ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ You can never plan the future by the past. ”

- Edmund Burke

“ Tucker strokes my hair. There's something so tender about the gesture. It might as well have been him whispering I love you. ”

- Cynthia Hand

“ Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that’s the one that is going to help you grow. ”

- Unknown

“ Eyes not only see but reveal secrets that hidden within our very soul, as You and I stroll in this world in search for our true and better selves." Morco ”

- Jeff Morco