Quotes of Groucho Marx

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

- Groucho Marx

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“ Your Dreams Matter. Like an athlete trains, so must the student of life. Train the mind, body and spirit, so you may achieve anything. Life is about sharing your dreams/purpose (gifts/passions/talents) with the world and helping others find their way. ”

- Elizabeth SalamancaBrosig

“ Perfect is annoying, boring, and impossible to sustain. Knowing how to translate conscientiousness into something beyond the fleeting satisfaction of “me” toward a “we” mindset is the best move you can make. ”

- Kristen Lee

“ Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch. ”

- Jack Thorne

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ Mythology is not a lie, mythology is poetry, it is metaphorical. It has been well said that mythology is the penultimate truthpenultimate because the ultimate cannot be put into words. It is beyond words. Beyond images, beyond that bounding rim of the Buddhist Wheel of Becoming. Mythology pitches the mind beyond that rim, to what can be known but not told. ”

- Joseph Campbell

“ When people think they know you and put you in a box, keep growing and give them the box. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment ”

- Norman Vincent Peale

“ I thought it (love) meant like you hold out your hand and someone takes it, holds it hard, and pulls you safe from the river. You talk. You tell him bits of yourself. You say here's where I hurt and you give it to him and he holds it and gives you where he hurts in return and you hold it and that's how you learn to love. ”

- Elizabeth George

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ It takes writing a billion bad words before you get to the good ones. ”

- Ray Bradbury

“ There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ”

- Phyllis Bottome

“ Life is good! It is only our thoughts, choices and actions towards the situations we meet in life each moment of time that makes life look bad! The same bad situation in life that makes one person think badly inspires another to do a noble thing! The same good situation in life that makes one person feel so good to get into a bad situation inspires another person to create another good situation because of the good situation. It is all about thoughts, choices and actions! Life is good! Live it well! ”

- Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“ Time is persistent, and we need to make the best of it. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles. ”

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

“ And these aches in my heart create poetry! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Freedom comes from a sense of empowerment. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ Life is a game and true love is a trophy. ”

- Rufus Wainwright

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster