Quotes of Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.

- Steven Wright

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“ Visionary decisionmaking happens at the intersection of intuition and logic. ”

- Gandhi

“ You can’t go back and make a new start, but you can start right now and make a brand new ending. ”

- James R. Sherman

“ Love is not a feeling of happiness. Love is a willingness to sacrifice. ”

- Michael Novak

“ Glorious indeed is the world of God around us, but more glorious the world of God within us. ”

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ Repentance is not at an end, Instead it’s the beginning of how it ends. ”

- Yeth Bisto

“ She was rain to a parched desert She was color to a gray sky She was the beautiful butterfly you longed to possess But I let her fly For fear of breaking her wings! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ If you care about someone enough, you’ll always be there for them no matter what. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ The past can't hurt you anymore. Not unless you let it. They made you into a victim, Evey. They made you into a statistic. But, that's not the real you. That's not who you are inside. ”

- Alan Moore

“ Our own selfesteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ We don’t really care for things that we get easily in life. Life always needs to be served hot. ”

- Subhasis Das

“ Every man is a boyfriend. But some people do not have the ability to become husbands. ”

- Sajal Ahmed

“ We cannot face up to what lies ahead, without facing up to what lies within. ”

- Eleesha

“ I was blind and heart broken and didn't want to do anything and Gus burst into my room and shouted, "I have wonderful news!" And I was like, "I don't really want to hear wonderful news right now," and Gus said, "This is wonderful news you want to hear," and I asked him, "Fine, what is it?" and he said, "You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet! ”

- John Green

“ Relationships are like Rome difficult to start out, incredible during the prosperity of the 'golden age', and unbearable during the fall. Then, a new kingdom will come along and the whole process will repeat itself until you come across a kingdom like Egypt... that thrives, and continues to flourish. This kingdom will become your best friend, your soul mate, and your love. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Pet names are a persistant remnant of childhood, a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated. They are a reminder, too, that one is not all things to all people. ”

- Jhumpa Lahiri

“ Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ I may not be where I want to be, but if I stop now, I'll NEVER get where I'm going! ”

- Laura Lynch

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic. ”

- Anais Nin

“ I love you and it’s getting worse. ”

- Joseph E. Morris