Quotes of Henry Youngman

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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.

- Henry Youngman

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“ The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving. ”

- Fulton J. Sheen

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ When people think they know you and put you in a box, keep growing and give them the box. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. ”

- Ovid

“ No,' Nora said, almost in a whisper. 'It's because ' she looked carefully for the words 'you didn't stare at me. I saw you blush, and you immediately lowered your eyes. And I should have been embarrassed, ashamed... but I, I just felt safe, and I stood there unafraid.' She closed her eyes, taking in all the feelings of gratitude she had for that moment. 'That's when I knew I could trust you in a way that I didn't know was possible. ”

- Hani Selim

“ There is nothing higher than love, and nothing lower than ignorance. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ My poetry has been engraved with your name And my heart is by your memory scarred ”

- Zubair Ahsan

“ Love yourself, whatever makes you different, and use it to make you stand out. Mine is my voice and the fact that I’m gay: well, the fact that I’m flamboyantly gay. ”

- Ross Mathews

“ I miss everything about you Can’t believe that I still want you And after all the things we’ve been through. ”

- Colbie Caillat

“ A dream comes true through repeated actions. ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown

“ Awake, my friend! Arise, my friend! Start walking my friend! And do not stop until you bring the change you wish to see in your society! ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ Hope is a waking dream. ”

- Aristotle

“ Yet there are moments when the walls of the mind grow thin; when nothing is unabsorbed, and I could fancy that we might blow so vast a bubble that the sun might set and rise in it and we might take the blue of midday and the black of midnight and be cast off and escape from here and now. ”

- Virginia Woolf

“ True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ”

- Erich Segal

“ Love touched her heart, and lo! It beats high, and burns with such brave hearts. ”

- Richard Crawshaw

“ Sometimes we may feel disheartened and demoralized but we must keep faith in ourselves. We may be going through a lot of ups and downs in our life. But we must realise that growth begins from chaos! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ Everyone's time is limited. What matters most is to focus on what matters most. ”

- Roy Bennett

“ You left the same way you: with 6 duffle bags and your heart intact. ”

- Gandhi

“ Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. ”

- Benjamin Franklin