Quotes of Johnny Carson

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Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck"!

- Johnny Carson

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“ Each of us is an innkeeper who decides if there is room for Jesus! ”

- Neal A. Maxwell

“ Ladies, it’s harvest time!!! Take care of your crops, water them and weed them out. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ I keep thinking about this river somewhere, with the water moving really fast. And these two people in the water, trying to hold onto each other, holding on as hard as they can, but in the end it’s just too much. The current’s too strong. They’ve got to let go, drift apart. ”

- Kazuo Ishiguro

“ I know that the whole point—the only point—is to find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ Some people are not capable of loving you the way you need to be loved It might be wise to just wish them well and take care of yourself. ”

- Charles E Hudson

“ It takes courage to be honest and to work, while others play, cheat, sponge like parasites or are idle. There is value in the work that you choose to do, and you are an innately valuable person. ”

- Zita Steele

“ Love touched her heart, and lo! It beats high, and burns with such brave hearts. ”

- Richard Crawshaw

“ There's a very positive relationship between people's ability to accomplish any task and the time they're willing to spend on it. ”

- Joyce Brothers

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ Life is never made unbearable by circumstances, but only by lack of meaning and purpose. ”

- Victor Frankl

“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ We will either find a way, or make one. ”

- Hannibal

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ Live every day like it’s your last. ”

- Unknown

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ Time is persistent, and we need to make the best of it. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown

“ You don't need a million dollars in the bank. You just have to have passion, hustle and drive ”

- Daymond John

“ Your Dreams Matter. Like an athlete trains, so must the student of life. Train the mind, body and spirit, so you may achieve anything. Life is about sharing your dreams/purpose (gifts/passions/talents) with the world and helping others find their way. ”

- Elizabeth SalamancaBrosig

“ Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ Are you asking me to undress, Tris?' A nervous laugh gurgles from my throat. 'Only ... partially ”

- Veronica Roth

“ Those who ignore the rise of evil and depravity in a democracy, grant tacit license of acceptance and draw harm upon the vulnerable. When someone has altered our course without consent, we must engage to restore our path. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ I find it odd the greed of mankind. People only like you for as long as they perceive they can get what they want from you. Or for as long as they perceive you are who they want you to be. But I like people for all of their changing surprises, the thoughts in their heads, the warmth that changes to cold and the cold that changes to warmth... for being human. The rawness of being human delights me. ”

- C. JoyBell C.