Quotes of Al Yankovic

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At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad… it's meant to be a tribute.

- Al Yankovic

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“ When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful. ”

- Eric Thomas

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- Chesterton

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- Curtis Tyrone Jones

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

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- Fiphie

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