Quotes of Lily Tomlin

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

- Lily Tomlin

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“ The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. ”

- Alexander Graham Bell

“ Repetition is the mother of skill. (might be someone else who wrote it). ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ The pillow looked astonished, wondering what ended the late night river that used to run through it, but only he knows that she is the reason ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. ”

- Andrew Carnegie

“ When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. ”

- Wayne Dyer

“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ We always see our worst selves. Our most vulnerable selves. We need someone else to get close enough to tell us we’re wrong. Someone we trust. ”

- David Levithan

“ The one that’s different often has the odds stacked against them but usually ends up with the biggest rewards so it’s always worth it. ”

- TorronLee Dewar

“ God's plans for you are always good and purposeful. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ When people think they know you and put you in a box, keep growing and give them the box. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ Give the ones you love wings to fly, roots to come back and reasons to stay. ”

- Dalai Lama XIV

“ I have come from the End of the World. From the River of Dreams, through the gauntlet and the Briar and the Deep Wyld, in order to stand before you today. I have but one request—to take my place at your side. To resume my duty as your knight, and to protect you and your kingdom for as long as I draw breath. ”

- Julie Kagawa

“ When love is real. You both will do whatever you can to build and construct a solid relationship. It will be hard work but it's possible, We all come with pros and cons. If it's real, it will never be over. ”

- Katherine Vargas

“ This new day is too dear, with its hopes and invitations, to waste a moment on the yesterdays. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Sometimes we may feel disheartened and demoralized but we must keep faith in ourselves. We may be going through a lot of ups and downs in our life. But we must realise that growth begins from chaos! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ Anything that makes weak physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison. ”

- Swami Vivekananda

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ Be Brave, Be Bold! Never allow fear to dictate your choices. Use your VOICE & trust in your abilities. ”

- Rosalie Bardo

“ The price of your birthday outfits should go costlier with respect to the ages you lived. ”

- Anwesha Mohanty ‘Anny’

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck