Quotes of Dave Barry

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The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - "to spew out paper.

- Dave Barry

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“ There’s only so many variations on the basics of human relationships. To me, it’s all about the detail and how you tell the story. How you say, ‘I love you.’ ”

- K. Flay

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Is there any positive energy like enthusiasm? ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ In meetings philosophy might work, on the field practicality works. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ Don't waste your love on somebody, who doesn't value it. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Stay strong, stay positive, and never give up. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ A blooming relationship even if it’s someone else’s, makes me so happy and reinstates my faith in love... ”

- Nitya Prakash

“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ Getting an idea should be like sitting down on a pin. It should make you jump up and do something. ”

- E. L. Simpson

“ Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. ”

- George Edward Woodberry

“ Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie. ”

- Rudyard Kipling

“ Find the things that matter, and hold on to them, and fight for them, and refuse to let them go. ”

- Lauren Oliver

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people’s sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. ”

- Anonymous

“ And out of Tristan's heart there grew a hazel tree, and out of Iseult's a honeysuckle, and they arched together and clung and intertwined so that they could never be separated anymore. ”

- Rosemary Sutcliff

“ I held my heart back from positively accepting anything, since I was afraid of another fall, and in this condition of suspense I was being all the more killed. ”

- St. Augustine of Hippo

“ I’ll hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms. ”

- Unknown

“ Tomorrow I will run more courageously, more outrageously. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip

“ It's all a conundrum, isn't it— forgetting the mixed tape in the car... feeling forgotten when... so many people are thinking of us? Drinking when we should be eating... sleeping when we should be making love... thanking God above when we don't have enough? Each day is a mad rush to something irrelevant. We measure our pricelessness by our successes, which... still equals money. Life goes by so quick when each day is a mad rush to slow motion. We eat fast food so that we can go to bed on time, but, trust me, everyone wakes up too late. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Leaders in OVER their heads is the mere result of getting ahead of their intended SEASON. ”

- John Paul Warren

“ Time is persistent, and we need to make the best of it. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.. ”

- Thoreau

“ There's a very positive relationship between people's ability to accomplish any task and the time they're willing to spend on it. ”

- Joyce Brothers
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