Quotes of Dave Barry

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The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - "to spew out paper.

- Dave Barry

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“ Art is in the act, not the product. Products simply provide a means to continue the process, a loan of sorts from the buyer. Now the Art is in the hands of the buyer who transforms a simple act as a gift of time to the artist. I for one can not say which is more beautiful. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ If you love me as you say you do,' she whispered, 'make it so that I am at peace. ”

- Leo Tolstoy

“ The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream and how you handle disappointment along the way. ”

- Robert Kiyosaki

“ The only time we can effect an action is now. So learn from the past, have a vision for your future but act NOW. Today will soon be your past so don’t miss your present. ? ”

- Andrea McGibbon

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ Life is tough, darling, but so are you. ”

- Stephanie Bennett Henry

“ Give yourself permission to practice selfcare and to make time for your own dreams, goals, and priorities. ”

- Ruth Soukup

“ I don't think you should wait. I think you should speak now. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ Love is an endless mystery, because there is no reasonable cause that could explain it. ”

- Rabindranath Tagore

“ In meetings philosophy might work, on the field practicality works. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Enmity builds walls; love builds bridges. Enlightenment is the highway to world peace. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles. ”

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

“ You know her well. People are harder to sum up when you know them well. ”

- Veronica Roth

“ The New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't-it just keeps you from enjoying it. ”

- Cleveland Amory

“ Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie. ”

- Rudyard Kipling

“ My love for you does not recognize boundaries, distances, borders, or timezones! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown

“ My mama always used to tell me: ‘If you can’t find somethin’ to live for, you best find somethin’ to die for.’ ”

- Tupac Shakur

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ Love shapes who you are in many ways. Its presence or absence in our youth impacts our adulthood, which impacts our future generations; the cycle has to be restarted somewhere. ”

- Hani Selim

“ We need hearts with restored empathy And homes with restored hope ”

- Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr

“ Reading is life, Reading is knowledge, Reading Is Everything. ”

- Ezra Heft

“ and then I look deep into your eyes and we melt into each other and enjoy that melting, like those things that belong together... (fragment from Passion beneath, chapter Passion) ”

- Claudia Pavel

“ If you care about someone enough, you’ll always be there for them no matter what. ”

- Roy T. Bennett