Quotes of Joey Adams

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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

- Joey Adams

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“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ Live a life of substance. The rest are mere fantasies. ”

- Pragnya Sahoo

“ Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles. ”

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

“ Live every day like it’s your last. ”

- Unknown

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ All for one and one for all. ”

- Alexandre Dumas

“ Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”

- Voltaire

“ In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can’t build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery and death. ”

- Anne Frank

“ Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ”

- Mae West

“ The only shortcut I have found to life is to sharpen my teeth on the bones of the wise. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ I miss your voice because it is a symphony; your scent because it is a treasure; your smile because it is a jewel; your hug because it is a masterpiece; and your kiss because it is a miracle. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ It takes courage to be honest and to work, while others play, cheat, sponge like parasites or are idle. There is value in the work that you choose to do, and you are an innately valuable person. ”

- Zita Steele

“ Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Your really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. ”

- Lucille Ball

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others. ”

- Anne Sophie Swetchine

“ I love my attitude problem. ”

- Unknown

“ Those who complain about being constrained in their job and life should ask themselves one simple question. Are you constrained by chains or in your own mind? ”

- RJ Intindola

“ I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. ”

- Charlotte Bronte

“ And these aches in my heart create poetry! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ I've always kept one emotional suitcase packed. With you, I live out of one, every day, and I keep a cab on speed dial. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson