Quotes of Groucho Marx

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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

- Groucho Marx

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“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ Life is never made unbearable by circumstances, but only by lack of meaning and purpose. ”

- Victor Frankl

“ Do the best, give the best and leave the rest to run after you! ”

- Garima Yonzon

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ Repentance is not at an end, Instead it’s the beginning of how it ends. ”

- Yeth Bisto

“ The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person’s life. ”

- William Wordsworth

“ Eleanor was right. She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something. ”

- Rainbow Rowell

“ He made me feel the infinite number of feelings, In which I lost myself. ”

- Luffina Lourduraj

“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

- Pat Cher

“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ What I stand for is what I stand on. ”

- Wendell Berry

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster

“ Love is beautiful as written in The Greatest Proposal Book ”

- Khuliso Mamathoni

“ At one time or another we are all called to leave the safety of our homes, the certainty of what we know, the illusions of who we are. Not everyone will heed this call, of course. And those who do will risk losing themselves completely. But if we choose to ignore the invitation, we risk never knowing who we might have become. We risk dying without knowing what it is to live. ”

- Thomas Lloyd Qualls

“ I felt overwhelmed. I didn’t expect a first kiss to be so…life altering. In a few brief moments, the rule book of my universe had been rewritten. Suddenly I was a brand new person. I was as fragile as a newborn, but instead of the doctor placing me in my mother’s arms, he’d put me in Ren’s. What would Ren do with me? Would he draw me near, soothe me, and teach me about this new world or would he reject me and tell the doctor there must be some mistake. There was no way to know. What a breakable and delicate thing a heart was, no wonder I’d kept mine locked away. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ We cannot face up to what lies ahead, without facing up to what lies within. ”

- Eleesha

“ No,' Nora said, almost in a whisper. 'It's because ' she looked carefully for the words 'you didn't stare at me. I saw you blush, and you immediately lowered your eyes. And I should have been embarrassed, ashamed... but I, I just felt safe, and I stood there unafraid.' She closed her eyes, taking in all the feelings of gratitude she had for that moment. 'That's when I knew I could trust you in a way that I didn't know was possible. ”

- Hani Selim

“ If you want a future that makes you happy, if you want a world that you’re excited about, get your ass out there and earn it. ”

- Tom Bilyeu