Quotes of Spike Milligan

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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

- Spike Milligan

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“ When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. ”

- Wayne Dyer

“ Repentance is not at an end, Instead it’s the beginning of how it ends. ”

- Yeth Bisto

“ I constantly challenge my athletes with workouts that take them to the upper edge of their ability. Like Brett's, my philosophy is that your biggest competitor is yourself. I will never ask the impossible. But I will come close. Those who answer with courage and selfbelief instead of fear and doubt are the ones who realize their dreams. ”

- Siri Lindley

“ In the deepest hour of the night, confess to yourself that you would die if you were forbidden to write. And look deep into your heart where it spreads its roots, the answer, and ask yourself, must I write? ”

- Rainer Maria Rilke

“ My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ Tough times never last. Tough people do ”

- Robert Schuller

“ Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. ”

- John Updike

“ Freedom comes from a sense of empowerment. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Love is the beauty of the soul. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ Battered was my heart in the deep search, branded with cracks like slices of silver birch. An ignorant dream, a wish, just fool's gold that was the tale that love had sold. ”

- Sara Secora

“ The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. ”

- Alexander Graham Bell

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. ”

- Confucius

“ Are you asking me to undress, Tris?' A nervous laugh gurgles from my throat. 'Only ... partially ”

- Veronica Roth

“ Your dream should always be greater than your grievances ”

- Aadarsh Singh

“ Sometimes the hardest one to see . . .is the one standing right before you. ”

- Lenora Porch

“ If you love me as you say you do,' she whispered, 'make it so that I am at peace. ”

- Leo Tolstoy

“ In school we learn that mistakes are bad, and we are punished for making them. Yet, if you look at the way humans are designed to learn, we learn by making mistakes. We learn to walk by falling down. If we never fell down, we would never walk. ”

- Robert T. Kiyosaki

“ The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink. ”

- T.S. Eliot

“ If you sow kindness, you will reap love. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires: To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To know the pain of too much tenderness. To be wounded by your own understanding of love; And to bleed willingly and joyfully. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving; To rest at noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy; To return home at eventide with gratitude; And then to sleep with a prayer for the beloved in your heart and a song of praise on your lips. ”

- Kahlil Gibran

“ Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. ”

- St. Augustine

“ Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. ”

- Michel de Montaigne