“ Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the bagpipe sings I the nose cannot contain their urine. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
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“ I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
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“ When a dog acts viciously we assume the reason is poor treatment and training by its owner. When a person acts criminally we look for the explanation in his brain, blood, and urine. When will psychiatrists begin testifying to the incompetence of schizophrenic pit bulls? ”
- Nicolas Martin- Copy
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“ There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT DRUGS bumper sticker soon leads to wild talk of shooting dealers and making urine tests a condition for employment — anywhere. ”
- Barbara Ehrenreich- Copy
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