Quotes of Toot - somelinesforyou

“ When the goose honk high, fair weather; when the goose honks low, foul weather. ”

- Unknown

“ Toots Shor's restaurant is so crowded nobody goes there anymore. ”

- Yogi Berra

“ A talented trumpeter who toots his own horn winds up playing to an empty theatre. A talented trumpeter who lets others recognize his talent winds up a legend. ”

- Lisa Edmondson

“ I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. ”

- Kurt Vonnegut

“ No one is listening until you fart. ”

- Unknown
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