Quotes of Rubber - somelinesforyou

“ What if it was cats who invented technology… would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeak toys. ”

- Douglas Coupland

“ The boy was as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. ”

- Earl Pitts

“ Let me be very clear: I will never be a rubber-stamp for any President. That would be contrary to the Constitution of the United States. ”

- Barbara Boxer

“ I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking. ”

- James Gould Cozzens

“ I am ready and prepared to work with the President, but I will not be a rubber stamp for any president. ”

- Daniel Inouye

“ A boy cannot begin playing ball too early. I might almost say that while he is still creeping on all fours he should have a bouncing rubber ball. ”

- Christy Mathewson

“ Safe sex - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love. ”

- Kerry Thornley

“ Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout Bang! ”

- George Will

“ I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on. ”

- Victoria Wood

“ Good character is like a rubber ball — thrown down hard — it bounces right back. Good reputation is like a crystal ball — thrown for gain — shattered and cracked. ”

- A. L. Linall Jr.
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