“ You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’. ”
- Vizzini- Copy
- 2.3K
“ Life isn’t fair, it’s just fairer than death, that’s all. ”
- William Goldman- Copy
- 1K
“ Of all the necks on this boat your highness, the one you should be worrying about is your own. ”
- Vizzini- Copy
- 2.5K
“ I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There’s not a lot of money in revenge. ”
- Inigo Montoya- Copy
- 2.6K
“ I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I’m swamped. ”
- Prince Humperdink- Copy
- 3.5K
“ I just want you to feel you’re doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed. ”
- Fezzik- Copy
- 1.9K
“ You mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword, and we try kill each other like civilized people? ”
- Westley- Copy
- 116
“ I have been in the revenge business so long. Now that it’s over, I do not know what to do with the rest of my life. ”
- Inigo Montoya- Copy
- 504
“ Then let’s look on the bright side: We’re having an adventure, and most people live and die without being as lucky as we are. ”
- William Goldman- Copy
- 3.4K
“ Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ”
- Dread Pirate Roberts- Copy
- 1.4K
“ You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the story books say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will. ”
- Prince Humperdink- Copy
- 2K
“ WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what “To The Pain” means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. ”
- Westley- Copy
- 1.4K
“ Her heart was a secret garden, and the walls were very high. ”
- William Goldman- Copy
- 1.9K
“ “I love you,” Buttercup said. “I know this must come as something of a surprise, since all I’ve ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you, but I have loved you for several hours now, and every second, more. I thought an hour ago that I loved you more than any woman has ever loved a man, but a half hour after that I knew that what I felt before was nothing compared to what I felt then. But ten minutes after that, I understood that my previous love was a puddle compared to the high seas before a storm. ”
- William Goldman- Copy
- 3.2K
“ There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. ”
- Westley- Copy
- 1K
“ You’ve been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now. I think that’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard; how marvelous. ”
- Count Rugen- Copy
- 4K
“ Since the invention of the kiss, there have been 5 kisses that have been rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. ”
- William Goldman- Copy
- 2.3K
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