Quotes of Pork - somelinesforyou

“ He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. ”

- Nikita Khrushchev

“ It has been proven that the pig is the only homosexual animal. As this perversion is most prevalent in pork-eating nations, it is obvious that it gets into your genes through the meat. ”

- Tasleem Ahmed

“ Cogito ergo dim sum. ”

- Robert Byrne

“ In converting Jews to Christians, you raise the price of pork. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Politicians say they're beefing up our economy. Most don't know beef from pork. ”

- Hariold Lowman
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