Quotes of Piss - somelinesforyou

“ The French are just useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery. ”

- Elton John

“ He who is afraid of every nettle should not piss in the grass. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ Posterity will never survey a nobler grave than this: here lie the bones of Castlereagh: stop, traveler, and piss. ”

- Lord Byron

“ The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. ”

- Mal Pancoast

“ There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see crap movies. ”

- Pierce Brosnan

“ Even a little dog can piss on a big building. ”

- Jim Hightower

“ I wouldn't call it religion. I call it a conscious contact with my Higher Power. I choose to call him God. I used to call him Glenn, but that used to piss him off! ”

- Glenn Hughes

“ It's just a pissing contest, but unfortunately the contestants never seem to run out of piss. ”

- John McCarthy

“ I did go through a Goth thing, but that was a long time ago. I just like artists that shake it up, that piss people off or make people think or rattle the cage somehow. ”

- Lisa Marie Presley

“ I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off. ”

- Alex Trebek
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