Quotes of Mishap - somelinesforyou

“ Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. ”

- Ambrose Bierce

“ If you were going to commit suicide you wouldn't do it like this, it was a complete accident. ”

- Brian Harvey

“ I never did anything by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident; they came by work. ”

- Thomas A. Edison

“ We've had these 55 accidents and they are preventable and they shouldn't be happening. ”

- John Clark

“ The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. ”

- Benjamin Mays

“ Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never happen. ”

- James Russell Lowell

“ Every decision is liberating, even if it leads to disaster. Otherwise, why do so many people walk upright and with open eyes into their misfortune? ”

- Elias Canetti

“ Misfortunes one can endure — they come from outside, they are accidents. But to suffer for one's own faults — Ah! there is the sting of life. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ It must be borne in mind that the tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. It isn't a calamity to die with dreams unfulfilled, but it is a calamity not to dream. It is not a disaster to be unable to capture your ideal, but it is a disaster to have no ideal to capture… ”

- Benjamin E. Mayes

“ The consciousness of good intention is the greatest solace of misfortunes. ”

- Marcus Tullius Cicero

“ There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ Tragedy had its compensations. Once the worst misfortune occurred, one never worried about the minor ones. ”

- Mildred Davis

“ By speaking of our misfortunes we often relieve them. ”

- Pierre Corneille

“ Misfortune always comes to those who wait. The trick is to find happiness in the brief gaps between disasters. ”

- Christopher Paolini

“ Newspapers have developed what might be called a vested interest in catastrophe. If they can spot a fight, they play up that fight. If they can uncover a tragedy, they will headline that tragedy. ”

- Harry A. Overstreet

“ We have all of us sufficient fortitude to bear the misfortunes of others. ”

- La Rochefoucauld

“ There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous. ”

- C.S. Lewis

“ Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. ”

- Unknown

“ It would be a national catastrophe if they can only be given to the wealthy. ”

- Orrin Hatch

“ This is 2005. It should not be like this for no catastrophe. This is pathetic. ”

- John Murray

“ This nomination is a catastrophe. ”

- Charles Krauthammer

“ Accidents hurt? safety doesn't. ”

- Unknown

“ I have shot mine arrow o'er the house And hurt my brother. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ The Greeks said very, very extreme things in their tragedies. ”

- Edward Bond

“ War is a series of disasters which result in a winner. ”

- George Clemenceau

“ War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory. ”

- Georges Clemenceau

“ The recent past always presents itself as if destroyed by catastrophes. ”

- Theodor W. Adorno

“ I mean, the Lord told me it was going to be A, a disaster, and B, messy,... I warned him about casualties. ”

- Pat Robertson

“ The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth and have it found out by accident. ”

- Charles Lamb

“ If it keeps one tragedy from happening, I'm all for it. ”

- Michael Walsh
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