Quotes of Michael - somelinesforyou

“ The artist I wanna be like is Michael Jackson. I'll get the house with the roller coaster and the rides and a disco, and I'll invite all my friends and just stay at home. ”

- Lil’ Kim

“ Michael Jackson's album was only called Bad because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for Pathetic. ”

- Prince

“ And Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position. He is in last place. ”

- Murray Walker

“ And Michael Schumacher is 37 seconds ahead, so he can refuel the car, change all four wheels, take off his helmet, have a smoke and a cup of tea, and rejoin in first. ”

- Murray Walker

“ Michael Chang has all the fire and passion of a public service announcement, so much so that he makes Pete Sampras appear fascinating. ”

- Alex Ramsey

“ We've been blessed with four beautiful children. Michael, he doesn't have much of a problem anymore. He is high functional, probably because of early intervention. ”

- Dan Marino

“ I would like to have Lenny Kravitz on my project, as well as Prince…I'd also like to have Chris Gaines on it…Madonna, maybe a song with Michael Jackson… and of course Lil' Kim. ”

- Lisa Lopes

“ A few years ago there was a poll in China to name the greatest man ever. The winner was Mao, but there was a tie for second between Zhou Enlai and Michael Jordan of the Chicago Red Oxen! ”

- Phil Knight

“ Close your mouth, Michael; we are not a codfish. ”

- Mary Poppins

“ When Bill Bennett, the Rev. Richard John Neuhaus and theologian Michael Novak go to the synagogue, it's not to read the Torah. They're going there to make a speech. ”

- Suzanne Fields

“ It was closer to manual labor than shooting a film. I always think of something Michael Caton-Jones told me: 'Pain is temporary. Film is forever.'. ”

- Leonardo DiCaprio

“ Michael Jackson and I talk all the time. I think we understand each other in a way that most people can't understand either of us. ”

- Macaulay Culkin

“ Michael Hastings has composed a dirge to incompatibility, which, because it raises expectations only to defeat them, leaves a taste of exhumed ashes. ”

- Richard Corliss

“ I brought a notebook with me when I went to see Michael Moore's 'Fahrenheit 9/11' and in the dark made notes before I gave up, defeated by the utter stupidity of the movie. ”

- Richard Cohen

“ To make Michael Myers frightening, I had him walk like a man, not a monster. ”

- John Carpenter

“ I went to a party at the Playboy Mansion once. For a Halloween Party. And everyone wasn't in costume, or if they were they were little bunnies or something, and I went as Michael Jackson. ”

- January Jones

“ The guy wrote this great piece great character and wanted somebody to carry that story. Or Jerry Bruckheimer, thinking I can do anything - It's exciting, you know. Michael Mann calling me up and saying, 'What do you think about playing Howard Cosell?' That's a leap of some kind of faith or whatever it is. ”

- Jon Voight

“ As far as I can see, from Sharon Stone's love scene in Basic Instinct, they molded her body out of tough Plasticine. She was shagging Michael Douglas like a donkey, and not an inch moved. If that had been me, there would have been things flying around hitting me in the eye. ”

- Emma Thompson

“ Perhaps I should go on record now and say that there are no songs on this album that refer in any way to Michael Jackson. Sure, I've written a whole bunch of songs about him in the past, but they are old songs and I ditched them long ago. ”

- Lisa Marie Presley

“ My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule. ”

- Graham Norton

“ Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods are really part of a very big advertising program, and the fact that they make so much money is because the markets have dictated that they get that money, and the fact that they endorse our products allows us to sell more products and create more jobs. ”

- Philip Knight

“ People talk about Michael Clarke Duncan and the Oscar. That's just weird to me. To me, I just hope that I'm not is some hospital somewhere, in a coma, and somebody's gonna say, man, you were in a coma for six months and I'll be like No! I was in the Green Mile! ”

- Michael Clarke Duncan

“ If somebody says, He sounds just like Michael Jackson, well there's already a Michael Jackson. You don't want to sound like Michael Jackson; you want to sound like yourself. The only way you're ever going to get anywhere, and stay there, is by being your own self. ”

- Charlie Daniels

“ Michael lives in a world, I think his main residence is aptly named Neverland. It's a fantasy world. I mean, I'm sitting outside waiting for this interview that never happened. I hear this noise and I look over my left shoulder and it's an elephant and a trainer walking the elephant. ”

- Ed Bradley

“ Have you ever considered the cost of quitting? For a real eye opener… ask Thomas Edison… Steve Jobs… Michael Jordan… or Jim Carrey. Ask them how much it would have cost them if they had quit. What about you? ”

- Doug Firebaugh
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