Quotes of Matterhorn - somelinesforyou

“ As a member of an escorted tour, you don't even have to know the Matterhorn isn't a tuba. ”

- Temple Fielding

“ It's not that I don't enjoy it, but it's kind of like a trip to Disneyland. You get so excited about a ride on the Matterhorn, and then when it's over, you realize you wasted all that time in line for a minute and a half upside down and the chance to throw up. ”

- Murphy Brown
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