Quotes of Masturbate - somelinesforyou

“ If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. ”

- Diogenes the Cynic

“ Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. ”

- Alain van der Heide

“ 'What's music supposed to be about anyway? Is it a means for a musician to masturbate, or is it for people to listen to? ”

- Herbie Hancock

“ Self Improvement is Masturbation. ”

- Tyler Durden

“ To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver. ”

- Philip Roth
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