Quotes of Limp - somelinesforyou

“ America fears the unshaven legs, the unshaven men's cheeks, the aroma of perspiration, and the limp prick. Above all it fears the limp prick. ”

- Walter Abish

“ May all who love the Lord, love you and those who don't love you, may the Lord give them a limp so you can see them coming. ”

- Irish Blessing

“ He who limps still walks. ”

- Stanislaw Lec

“ He who limps is still walking. ”

- Stanislaw J. Lec

“ Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. ”

- Unknown

“ Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then — one day — you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then — one day — you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die… ”

- Denis Leary

“ Unlike femininity, relaxed masculinity is at bottom empty, a limp nullity. While the female body is full of internal potentiality, the male is internally barren. Manhood at the most basic level can be validated and expressed only in action. ”

- George Gilder

“ Wounded vanity knows when it is mortally hurt; and limps off the field, piteous, all disguises thrown away. But pride carries its banner to the last; and fast as it is driven from one field unfurls it in another. ”

- Helen Hunt Jackson

“ The unity of Christendom is not a luxury, but a necessity. The world will go limping until Christ's prayer that all may be one is answered. We must have unity, not at all costs, but at all risks. A unified Church is the only offering we dare present to the coming Christ, for in it alone will He find room to dwell. ”

- Charles Brent

“ I just released a record that was produced by the same producer as Korn and Limp Bizkit and Slipknot-his name is Ross Robinson. In '98 he produced this record for me, and I released that and it did very well in the States. It caters to a younger 15- to 19-year-old audience, but it's not just a pop audience… ”

- Vanilla Ice
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