Quotes of Jone - somelinesforyou

“ Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive. ”

- G. K. Chesterton

“ Jones' Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. ”

- Unknown

“ There is the pleasurable orgasm, like a rising sales graph, and there is the unpleasurable orgasm, slumping ominously like the Dow Jones in 1929. ”

- William S. Burroughs

“ Bob Davis is wearing his hair differently this year, short and with curls like Randy Jones wears, I think you call it a Frisbee. ”

- Jerry Coleman

“ It was closer to manual labor than shooting a film. I always think of something Michael Caton-Jones told me: 'Pain is temporary. Film is forever.'. ”

- Leonardo DiCaprio

“ To be honest, I'm a little tired of playing bad guys. I long to do a comedy. But it was fun knocking Indiana Jones around. ”

- Gary Oldman

“ They may have turned this up, whether you had the Paula Jones case or not. But again maybe not, but again that's like if a frog had side pockets he'd probably wear a handgun. ”

- Dan Rather

“ On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage… You start to think that you're Tom Jones. ”

- Keanu Reeves

“ Journalism consists largely in saying Lord Jones died to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive. ”

- G.K. Chesterton

“ There used to be two kinds of kisses. First when girls were kissed and deserted; second, when they were engaged. Now there's a third kind, where the man is kissed and deserted. If Mr. Jones of the nineties bragged he'd kissed a girl, everyone knew he was through with her… ”

- Francis Scott Fitzgerald
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